Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Monday, July 11, 2011
Even Bunnies Like Kitteh Scareh!
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| This bunny knows that Kitteh Scareh is the BEST source for all your Heidi Martinuzzi news! |
Sunday, July 10, 2011
Heidi to star in "Quantum Leap: Ocean Quest"
Heidi Martinuzzi to star in "Quantum Leap: Ocean Quest" as Jo Beckett, the daughter of Sam Beckett. Jo Beckett drunkenly steps into her father's quantumizing machine while carrying a tuna fish sandwich between her knees and ends up having to leap into the bodies of different sea creatures and solve their problems.
Jo is aided by her cat Sal, who is able to appear to her under the ocean with the use of an upside down fishbowl placed over his head.
Saturday, July 9, 2011
Monday, June 27, 2011
Heidi's Hot and Not #1
Have you ever wondered what was hot and what was not? By following what Heidi Martinuzzi thinks is hot or not you will always be in good taste and seem fashionable to people that don't know you very well.
According to Heidi, Marley Shelton is...
Purple Zodiac jackets...
New Mutants #87 (First appearance of Cable) is...
Kate Beckinsale's hot sexy legs are...
According to Heidi, Marley Shelton is...
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| TOTALLY HOT!!! |
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| ARE TOTALLY NOT MY NIGGA! |
New Mutants #87 (First appearance of Cable) is...
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| SCORCHING HOT!!! |
Kate Beckinsale's hot sexy legs are...
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| SO NOT HOT!!! |
Saturday, June 4, 2011
"Leave Her to the AIDS Death of the Universe" by Heidi
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| Fuck you face! Shut your face the fuck up! |
Sometimes Heidi gets even drunker and writes even crappier poems than the last one I posted, sometimes she does this while listening to Weezer's first album and crying because it reminds her of things...
"Leave Her to the AIDS Death of the Universe"
I was in a rowboat
watching Superman swim in the lake
with kryptonite on his back
I rowed away
every time Superman tried to grab on to the boat
I watched him drown
Then Doomsday was like "Hey I am Doomsday I can't be destroyed so all they could do to get rid of me was to take me all the way to entropy or the heat death of the universe."
"More like the AIDS death of the universe you faggot!" and I was Gene Tierney then.
I was her the whole time and my teeth were just like Bugs Bunny's teeth.
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