In honor of Heidi Martinuzzi's vagina hole Kitteh Scareh is officially declaring May to be "Hot Cocks of Horror Month".
We are asking all horror blogs to participate and write something about your favorite horror hunk, like Chad Michael Murray or Thom Matthews.
Here is Kitteh Scareh's list of our own favorite horror hunks, not listed in order of preference because they are all stone foxes:
1. Tom Welling (The Fog)- The remake of the Fog is the worst piece of crap ever but is still worth watching to see Smallville hunk Tom Welling in every single scene.
2. Chad Michael Murray (House of Wax)- Chad Michael Murray is hot in a grimey kind of way, kind of like his character Nick in "House of Wax". He is a total badass and kills people with crossbows. Fuck you if you actually think "House of Wax" was a bad movie.
3. Jared Padalecki (Supernatural, House of Wax, Friday the 13th)- A lot of girls call themselves scream queens but they are boring cunts that never did anything that cool. Jared Padalecki is the Scream King and he blows all those whores away, even Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
4. Thom Matthews (Return of the Living Dead, Friday the 13th VI)- Tommy Jarvis fucking rules! Thom Matthews is an old school horror hunk and the Jared Padalecki of his day. I long for the day when some young horror director decides to bring him back and make him a star again, if Jeff Fahey can come back why can't he?
5. Jeff Fahey (Psycho 3, Body Parts)- Jeff Fahey is enjoying a resurgence in his popularity right now due to two amazing performances in Robert Rodriguez's Planet Terror and Machete but who can forget how hot and creepy this hunk was back in the day in awesome movies like Psycho 3 and Lawnmower Man.
Okay hope you enjoyed my list of horror hunks, if you post your own please link me so I can read yours.
:)
We are asking all horror blogs to participate and write something about your favorite horror hunk, like Chad Michael Murray or Thom Matthews.
Here is Kitteh Scareh's list of our own favorite horror hunks, not listed in order of preference because they are all stone foxes:
1. Tom Welling (The Fog)- The remake of the Fog is the worst piece of crap ever but is still worth watching to see Smallville hunk Tom Welling in every single scene.
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| Tom Welling |
2. Chad Michael Murray (House of Wax)- Chad Michael Murray is hot in a grimey kind of way, kind of like his character Nick in "House of Wax". He is a total badass and kills people with crossbows. Fuck you if you actually think "House of Wax" was a bad movie.
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| Chad Michael Murray |
3. Jared Padalecki (Supernatural, House of Wax, Friday the 13th)- A lot of girls call themselves scream queens but they are boring cunts that never did anything that cool. Jared Padalecki is the Scream King and he blows all those whores away, even Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
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| Jared Padalecki |
4. Thom Matthews (Return of the Living Dead, Friday the 13th VI)- Tommy Jarvis fucking rules! Thom Matthews is an old school horror hunk and the Jared Padalecki of his day. I long for the day when some young horror director decides to bring him back and make him a star again, if Jeff Fahey can come back why can't he?
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| Thom Matthews |
5. Jeff Fahey (Psycho 3, Body Parts)- Jeff Fahey is enjoying a resurgence in his popularity right now due to two amazing performances in Robert Rodriguez's Planet Terror and Machete but who can forget how hot and creepy this hunk was back in the day in awesome movies like Psycho 3 and Lawnmower Man.
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| Jeff Fahey |
Okay hope you enjoyed my list of horror hunks, if you post your own please link me so I can read yours.
:)
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