How can somebody manage to be so amazing, wonderful, and awesome all at the same time? She is Supergirl mixed with Lois Lane and Charlie Sheen but better!
"How the fuck is @The New Republic Magazine still in business after the Glass thing? And why the fuck is the political coverage on Jezebel as dumb as a 7th grade podcast? How do you get a job at Jezebel? Be really really shallow and annoying and typical, I guess?"
Only some kind of stunningly beautiful super genius could even conceive of thoughts such as those pasted above.
It makes me wish that the entire staff of the New Republic would commit some sort of coordinated suicide jump where their bodies would splatter in a way that perfectly spelled out "HEIDI MaRTINUZZI"!
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