This morning this kitteh was walking through Times Square after his shift at Kitteh Corp. and some other kittehs gave him a free sample can of Nestle's Jamba energy drink.
What does this have to do with Heideh Martinuzzeh? Because us kittehs must protect her beautiful delicate taste buds. Heideh Martinuzzeh's tastebuds are the taste bud equivalent of Laura Wingfield in Tennesseh William's The Glass Menagereh!
So Heideh, please be careful, even if it's a free sample this drink tastes bad (9 Lives bad!), I had blueberry pomegranate. It tastes like Monsteh energy drink but more bitteh, plus its only enehgy ingredient is 80mg of caffeine. This would not provide sufficient energeh for Heideh to go around badmouthing poorly made "X-Men: First Class" posters and alienating her foxy friend Liz Fies, or mocking Wil Keiper for being tricked into raising my daughter as his own after I totally banged his baby's mama and also Wil Keiper has a kitteh penis.
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